Once upon a time there were three little snackers. One rainy day, after naptime, their Momma decided to give them a snack. She got out three little bowls, filled them with nutritious fruit and, as a treat, some organic Bunny Grahams.
The first little snacker was the oldest and specially requested blueberries. His bowl was filled just right.
This little snacker then decided blueberries and Bunny Grahams were not what he wanted and he decided instead to get out crackers.
This little snacker promised his Momma he would eat his blueberries and bunny grahams. This little snacker lied.
This is the face you get from the second little snacker when you beg, plead and cajole. The second little snacker also hurridly turned over her bowl to hide the fact that she managed to give the baby snacker all of the grapes she was supposed to eat.
The third little snacker is a good little snacker. He obediently started to eat his nutritious and yummy fruit before he started eating his bunny grahams. Unfortunately, being an obedient little snacker, he was overwhelmed by the amount of yummy and nutritious fruit his sister was pawning off on him and he never got around to eating his bunny grahams. This picture is evidence of the third helping of fruit he ate. First, he ate a bowl of grapes, but he was still hungry, so his Momma asked him if he wanted to eat the blueberries the first little snacker was not eating. Our good little baby snacker replied, "Uh huh," and shook his head yes. After eating the blueberries, he found himself left with a bowl full of grapes, which he diligently and obediently ate before eating the chocolately treat. 
What are you eating, third little snacker? 
Another grape. It's just my size.
And Momma lived happily ever after because the three little snackers each got the snack they wanted and left the table with their bellies full.
For now at least. Momma could swear she just heard one of the little snackers say "I'm hungry."
The End.
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