There are many reasons I love my sisters. Probably the biggest reason is that we tease, play and have fun with each other. Case in point - the emails we exchanged today:
From: "Wiggins, Lara"
Date: Thu, 12 Aug 2010 09:20:15 -0400
To: Erin Wiggins; Jennifer Schwalm(E-mail 2); Katie Miknis (E-mail)<
Subject: Criminal Investigation
Good morning.
I have come the realization that one of you is a thief. I noticed something missing on Monday evening as I cleaned up my bathroom. I was at first under the impression it had just been moved to a separate location. Perhaps some one needed it in a different bathroom. However after a thorough search of both Erin's bathroom and Mom's bathroom, I came up empty handed. I soon realized that some one must have stolen it. I'm talking about my HAIR SPRAY! My hair has been soft and shiny all week without my spray. I am truly distraught by the loss. What's worse, it was one of my beloved sisters that pilfered my hair spray. I'm not even sure I want to know which one you is behind this heinous act of theivery. I just want to know one thing:
How do you sleep at night?
Sincerely,
your victimized sister
A.K.A.
Lara Wiggins
Purchasing Dept.
Lezzer Lumber
From: ewiggins
Sent: Thursday, August 12, 2010 9:25 AMTo: Wiggins, Lara; Jen Schwalm; Katie MiknisSubject: Re: Criminal Investigation
Sent: Thursday, August 12, 2010 9:25 AMTo: Wiggins, Lara; Jen Schwalm; Katie MiknisSubject: Re: Criminal Investigation
It was me! But by accident! We have the same kind and I thought it was mine! I'm sorry! I will mail you $3.33 because I know that is how much it costs at Walmart.Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry
inspired style you witnessed at Brittany's graduation party. No stinking spray is going to tame that wild beast, so I don't even bother!
I was thinking that maybe a bigger story would be, "Woman gives birth to twins - one is her biological child, the other, her sister's baby!"
From: jennieschwalm
On Aug 12, 2010, at 9:37 AM, Wiggins, Lara wrote:
Erin!?! YOU!?! I can't believe it! I would have expected this from Katie, except she typically borrows mom's things. I even would have suspected Jennie, she's got 4 kids, she needs to find ways to save money. But you? I would never have suspected.
Actually, it's cheaper in the Clearfield Wal-Mart. I'm pretty sure it's like $2.94 here, possibly less.
Original Message-----
From: Jennifer Schwalm
Sent: Thursday, August 12, 2010 11:02 AM
To: Wiggins, Lara
Cc: Katie Miknis
Subject: Re: Criminal Investigation
HEY I may have 4 kids and be a little frugal (ok, cheap) but I don't steal. At least not intentionally! And FYI - my hair is too unruly to be tamed by hairspray as evidenced by the Monica BingFrom: Jennifer Schwalm
Sent: Thursday, August 12, 2010 11:02 AM
To: Wiggins, Lara
Cc: Katie Miknis
Subject: Re: Criminal Investigation
I am deeply offended by your suspicion that I would steal something of yours. I can't find my camera, but I'm not going around accusing one of you guys of stealing it because it was likely one of my children. So, in the future, if you want to accuse someone in my family of stealing, I think pointing the finger at one of my slick fingered kids would be more appropriate.
Good Day!
I said GOOD DAY!
Lara then launches into a completely new line of conversation, linking us to a story about sisters that give birth within 36 hours of each other.
From: "Wiggins, Lara"
Date: Thu, 12 Aug 2010 12:48:33 -0400
To: 'Jennifer Schwalm'
Cc: 'ewiggins Katie Miknis
Subject: RE: Criminal Investigation
What do you think? we could make national news!
On Aug 12, 2010, at 2:11 PM, ewiggins wrote:
Can one of you just have twins and give me one?
From: Jennifer Schwalm
Date: Thu, 12 Aug 2010 14:26:33 -0400
To: <ewiggins
Cc: Lara Wiggins Katie Miknis
Subject: Re: Criminal Investigation
On Aug 12, 2010, at 2:53 PM, ewiggins wrote:
PERFECT! I'm so glad you volunteered! You are such a good sister!Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry
From: Jennifer Schwalm
Sent: Thursday, August 12, 2010 2:57 PM
To: ewiggins
Cc: Wiggins, Lara; Katie Miknis
Subject: Re: Criminal Investigation
You better get on the ball - I'm getting OLD!! I'm going to be 35 this year! Sent: Thursday, August 12, 2010 2:57 PM
To: ewiggins
Cc: Wiggins, Lara; Katie Miknis
Subject: Re: Criminal Investigation
From: larawiggins
Subject: RE: Criminal Investigation
Date: August 12, 2010 3:03:31 PM EDT
To: jennieschwalm ewiggins
Cc: kmiknis
Aunt Lisa had a baby at 40. Erin has plenty of time. And besides you did such a good job helping to crate train her dog, I'm sure you can hold onto that baby for the first couple of weeks/months/years to help with its training.
From: ewiggins444
Subject: Re: Criminal Investigation
Date: August 12, 2010 3:10:39 PM EDT
To: jennieschwalm
Cc: larawiggins kmiknis
Reply-To: ewiggins444
Hey, back off MOM (and society)! I'll get married when I get married and I'll have kids (or someone will have them for me) when I'm ready! People have kids older now! Look at Kelly Preston! She's like 49 or something!
Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry From: larawiggins
Subject: RE: Criminal Investigation
Date: August 12, 2010 3:12:55 PM EDT
To: ewiggins, jennieschwalm
Cc: kmiknis
And WILL!! He was putting some serious pressure on you over the weekend.
From: ewiggins
Subject: Re: Criminal Investigation
Date: August 12, 2010 3:14:41 PM EDT
To: larawiggins, jennieschwalm
Cc: kmiknis
Reply-To: ewiggins
Haha...oh yeah! I'm going to ask him why he's not married next time I see him!
Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerryFrom: jennieschwalm
Subject: Re: Criminal Investigation
Date: August 12, 2010 3:20:22 PM EDT
To: ewiggins
Cc: larawiggins, kmiknis
I meant I am getting old - not you! Although . . .
Just kidding, Mare!
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